hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
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So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
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Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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