its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
My legs feel like baby dolphins
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
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