Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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