bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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