i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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