Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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