And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
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Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
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In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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