walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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