David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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