she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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