Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
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I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
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I need you to use more vowels.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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