dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
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Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
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We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
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