so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
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Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
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barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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