Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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