in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
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I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
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have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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