Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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