Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
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Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
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You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
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