is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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