yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
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