What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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