Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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