i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
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just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
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He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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