I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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