The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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