just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
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