Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Just cropdusted the office
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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