...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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