Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
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i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
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I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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