I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
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Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
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He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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