Define "chronic" masturbator.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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