the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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