I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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