I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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