Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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