and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
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Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
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walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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