I molested 6 butterflies tonight
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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