It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
