there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
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Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
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And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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