She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Randomize
