Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
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at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
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He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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