My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
