so that wasnt chicken after all
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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