you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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