Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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