Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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