I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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