...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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