i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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