p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
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My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
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the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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