I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
