When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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