Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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