you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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