The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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