i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
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Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
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i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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