i can't believe i had my finger in that
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
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I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
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Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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